Well, this no talking thing is turning out to be VERY difficult. I’m doing okay, and I’ll save the details for the end of the week, but the Bachelorette apparently causes me to have unexpected outbursts. “How can you be mad about Frank still being in love with his ex, when you are CURRENTLY dating TWO other guys?!? Duh!”
Anyway, there are a couple of stories that I’ve been dying to tell Dan today and since I can’t, I’m going to tell the internet (that Dan also reads)! For the first story you need a little background that Dan already has, but too bad Dan, everyone else needs this part. So, I am submitting another journal article for publication and for some reason this journal requires that I mail two paper copies and a CD with the file on it (because apparently they’ve never heard of online submission systems). I wanted to get this done yesterday, so Dan and I went to a FedEx center and I picked up a cardboard envelope thing, filled out the forms and then went up to the counter to mail it. The guy asked for the zip code and I fumbled around for a minute because it was going to Canada and their zip codes have letters in them… crazy Canada. But so, I read it to him and he goes, “Okay, to get there on Tuesday or Wednesday, it’s going to be 59 or 60.” And, I go, “Dollars?” And he goes, “Yep.” And I said, “Do you have anything cheaper?” And he looks all annoyed and says, “Um, no, I don’t see anything.” And I’m thinking, this is a flat envelope that weighs 8 ounces and is going to Ontario, which technically borders Ohio! But, I didn’t yell, I just said, “Well, can I just pay for the envelope? I’ll go somewhere else to ship it.” And I pay my $1.59 and as I’m walking out the door, I say to Dan, “I shipped a box to Burkina Faso in Africa for cheaper! That’s insane!” Blah. So, today at lunch I walk to our local US Postal Service, filled out a form and guess how much it’s going to cost to mail a large envelope to Ontario, Canada? $4. Yeah. That’s what I thought. FedEx, you stink.
Okay okay, this is a good one too. I’m on the porch this morning eating breakfast and doing work and I see my neighbor two doors down. I don’t know him too well, but I’ve gotten to know his habits since I’ve been home full time working on my exams. He has two shih tzus that he seems to be walking every time I head out for a run. He also smokes on the front porch just about every hour or so and since I’ve been spending a lot of time working on the front porch, I’ve been seeing a lot of him. We don’t usually talk, but today (of all days), he decides he wants to say hi. And he says, “You sure do stay out here a long time.” And I say, “Well, I kind of have to.” But, I didn’t elaborate because, well, I’m not supposed to be talking this week. Gah. And then that’s it and he goes inside. But, this afternoon, I’m back outside again and it’s smoke break time (I guess) and this time he goes, “Do you have problems with your internet or something?” And I go, “No, I just like working outside.” And he says, “Oh, well, before you said you had to be out here and I figured since our walls are made of metal (they are) that you were having problems with your internet.” I say, “Oh, no, I’m just working on some exams and I just have to be reading and writing for long stretches, that’s all.” “Oh,” he says, “I work from home, I’m a writer, and I have problems with my internet all the time.” “Oh, yeah? I thought you might work from home.” But really I’m thinking two things, Stop talking! and I live next to a writer! Maybe he can tell me how to get something published! But, then I don’t say anything else and he goes, “Well, good luck with your exams.” “Thanks.” See, I know this sounds like a lot of talking, but I kept it to a minimum, I swear, and what I really wanted to do was jump up and walk over to his porch and introduce myself and ask what he was writing, but I refrained, for now. It made me feel kind of socially awkward, but I’m all about following the rules of my challenges. But really, how cool is it that we live next to a writer? Neat, huh, Dan?
I need to taaaallkkkk. Wah.