Archive | July, 2009

Sneezy

30 Jul

If you work in a cube, you might notice that you get a heightened sense of hearing.  It’s sort of like being blind because you can’t see anyone around you (unless you want to get up, which, who does?) so your other senses take over and you can hear the person next to you crunching on an apple, breathing, sighing and lots of other things and it’s all amplified and annoying.  The other day I heard someone across the office sneeze, but the best part about this obnoxiously loud sneeze is that the person actually pronounced ACHOO!  I mean, I know that’s how you write it out or pretend to sneeze, or even how you make an exaggerated sneezing sound, but it’s not how anyone really sneezes.  My sneeze is more like aahhhh ssshhhhnnn.  And Dan’s, his is like shhhhnnnnnoooooooom (think of a car flying by).  And Dan’s Dad, his is like this…. AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  It’s like this out of nowhere scream and it makes me jump everytime, seriously, it scares me.  But my point is that no one actually enunciates ACHOO! when they sneeze.  No one.  So, I conclude that this person must have been faking.  And no one said “Bless you” either because I bet they all thought it was fake too.  Who fake sneezes anyway?

P.S. I like the way the word sneeze looks.  You don’t get to write that word too often.

Back to work

29 Jul

Yesterday morning, I was at the pool in Florida.  This morning, I was in my cube in Ohio.  It’s just not right.

Reflections on Disney World through a Baudrillard-colored lens

28 Jul

Ah, Disney World, the happiest place on earth, where everyone can be a kid again.  While enjoying myself the past two days, I was brought back to my childhood trips to Disney, and I also made some new observations about this magical place.  Since becoming a student of qualitative research and learning new ways to observe the world, Disney World was particularly rife with interesting things to wonder about.  Two things really caught my eye, but oh, there were many more.  The two I want to share are the Country Bear Jamboree and the walk around the world in Epcot.  Jean Baudrillard came to my mind because he’s a thinker in the area of simulations.  In the spirit of full disclosure, I haven’t actually read his work (yet), but I have read others that reference him.  What he basically says is that the world is constructed by humans, so the world is our own simulation.  Each culture is a different construction or simulation of the same world, but then, you have places like Disney World, which are simulations of simulations.  The people in their own culture (a simulation) create another world (or simulation) and then create a simulation of that simulated world.  So, we walk through this simulation of a simulation, and live in the imaginary place, childlike.  I like that, but now I also walk through and wonder about what these simulations of simulations are saying about the original simulation.

So let me begin with the “Country Bear Jamboree.”  When Dan first went to Disney World as a kid, he, for whatever reason, really liked Br’er Bear.  Br’er Bear was a part of the Country Bears.  That first trip, Dan bought a stuffed Br’er Bear and it’s still floating around at his parents’ house, the source of a few jokes and stories.  So, when we saw that the Country Bear Jamboree was about to begin in Frontierland, well, we just had to go and see Br’er Bear again.  We were herded into a quaint little auditorium reminiscent of the Grand Ole Opry.  As the show began the curtains revealed an animatronic bear in a top hat that would introduce the different acts in the show.  Maybe I didn’t put two and two together to begin with, but the “country” in Country Bears means the back woods type of country and whoever created this show really took that idea and ran with it.  These were not just plain country bears, they had four inch overbites, 2-4 teeth (max), beer bellies, suspenders, crazy eyes, thick drawls and homemade instruments.  They weren’t just simple sweet ol’ country bears, they were the most exaggerated form of simple.  I might just say dumb hillbillies, and I’m pretty sure that’s what they were saying by presenting these characters in this way.  And I couldn’t help but notice the few female bear characters.  I think there were only two (at least that I remember).  One was silly and fat, and the other characters were sure to point out how fat she was and the other one was a svelt seductive bear swinging from a swing with flowers on it.  The male bears were mesmerized by her beauty.  So, yes, this is meant to be a fun and nonserious form of entertainment, and I can see that (though I think one of the crazy-eyed bears will be visiting my nightmares soon).  But I also wonder what this representation of Country Bears is really saying about people, behavior, stereotypes, etc.  Is this just a simulated make-believe world of hillbilly bears, or is this simulation of a simulation a place to reinforce societal norms by poking fun at what is not considered the norm?

The other place where this same sort of situation came to mind is the walk through the world part of Epcot.  This has always been my very favorite part of Disney World ever since I blew on a harmonica in Germany and my dad made me buy it.  I used to love to look at these places and dream of going to the real ones someday.  Disney does a good job of making things look pretty nice and decently “authentic,” but of course it’s not the same as the “real” place (what “real” actually is, is up for debate).  This time, again, I felt strong urges to visit all of the places I hadn’t yet been (a few less than the first time).  What made me look at things differently though, was a student that I talked to before I left.  In my course this summer, I had a student from China and we talked about my trip to Disney World.  She had been there a few years ago and we got to talking about my favorite part and I asked her what she thought of the “China” in Epcot.  She wrinkled her nose and said that the dragon there wasn’t really like the dragons that they have.  I wasn’t sure exactly what that meant, but the wrinkled nose told me plenty.  Then, my brother-in-law mentioned that the people that work in each of the “countries” are required to be from the real country.  That’s neat and it makes things more authentic, but when I got to Morocco and wanted to eat some falafel, I saw the “real” Moroccans wearing these costumes that made them look a bit like Aladdin, complete with gold bells hanging from their shirt sleeves, and I thought, they cannot possibly like this.  “This” being this simulation of their culture that, though celebratory is some sense, is also boiling it down to a set of stereotypes.  Morocco, like China (like every country really), is constantly changing and this simple representation can’t “really” give someone a feel for what the “real” Morocco is like, but then again, can anything?  Without being a part of the culture, even if we visit the actual country, we will probably only take away that which we want to see, possibly more than in Disney World, but still a partial understanding of what Morocco really is.  So it makes this interesting simulation of a simulation a way to think about culture in general.  People construct their own culture, but they are also constructed, in turn, by it.  So when someone else tries to make a simulation of that culture it becomes complex and intriguing.  What are these simulations saying about the “original” simulations?

I’m on the plane back home and starting the descent.  Time to get back to simulation sweet simulation.

Epcot

27 Jul

Today was all about Epcot. In the morning we rode the imagination/innovation rides (with a few snafus). But the afternoon was the around the world part which is my favorite. It gave me a bad case of the travel bug if only because the real versions are so much better than the mini-Disney versions (obviously). Dan and I got really excited in pseudo-Japan!

Magic Kingdom

26 Jul

We got up early this morning and headed to Magic Kingdom. Our first ride was It’s a Small World. We also rode Peter Pan, Pirates of the Carribean, Thunder Mountain and the Haunted Mansion. Then, there was a thunderstorm so we went home for awhile and took naps. When we got back we spent the evening in Tomorrowland and then watched the parade and fireworks at the end of the night. It was a good day.

Flo Rida

25 Jul

We got to Florida and settled into the condo after the longest wait ever for a rental car. Then, we went to meet one of Joyce’s cousins for dinner at Cracker Barrel. Tomorrow we go to Disney.

On our way…

25 Jul

Last night, Dan’s parents came to spend the night with us so we got some Adriatico’s and Jeni’s!  This morning, we are all headed to Disney World.  Here we are in the airport waiting for our flight.

CMH

CMH

Green Mac

24 Jul

My mac got a new outfit.  Nice, huh?

ooooh

ooooh

Team Wayne

23 Jul

Today marks another year without my dad, Wayne Richards.  It’s been 6 now.  That’s hard to believe.  I thought that I might write about that terrible week 6 years ago, but when I started writing down all of the events of the week, from the phone call that he’d had a seizure to my hand on his cold chest, it was still too hard.  A lot of strong memories came tumbling back, things I wished I didn’t remember.  And besides, it’s not really how I want to remember my dad, the funny, lively, smart, loving person.  I’d rather remember the extra long jokes he would subject us to, or the late night grocery store visits, or the way he screamed his head off at every one of my basketball games.  Maybe next year I’ll revisit that week, or maybe I won’t.  This year, I’ve decided on something else.

My dad’s favorite charity was St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital.  We donated to St. Jude’s after he died and Dan and I made a donation in his honor instead of getting wedding favors.  St. Jude’s is the official sponsor of the Memphis Marathon because Memphis is where the hospital is located.  If you sign up for the marathon (all proceeds go to the charity), you can pay ten extra dollars to be in the “Heroes” program.  What this means is that you get a website and have a goal of raising $500 for St. Jude’s, plus you get some extras like a meal the night before.  I am going to sign up to run the half marathon in honor of my dad.  The race is on December 5 and I plan to drive down for the weekend, run my race, maybe see Graceland and the hospital that my dad had such a big heart for.

I want to invite friends and family that are interested to run or walk the half marathon with me.  I can run as an individual, but I can also create a team.  I would love to have a “Team Wayne.”  If you are interested, leave a comment and I will start gathering names and information.  I even promise to make special shirts for anyone who decides to do it.  If you’ve never run or walked a half marathon, don’t be intimidated.  I’ve seen every type of person run marathons, overweight people, young kids, 80-year-olds.  It’s really not an impossible feat.  If you’ve ever shopped for an entire day, you could walk a half marathon right now.  You’d be tired, but you could do it.  I think, if my dad had the chance to do this for someone in his family, he would.  He’d lace up those ridiculous out-of-style black reeboks, put on a silly shirt, and remember.

My Dad

My Dad

Happy Birthday to my entire family… and then some.

22 Jul

Okay, not really my entire family, but today just happens to be the birthday of my Grandma Richards, my Aunt Theresa, Aunt Theresa’s son, Matthew and… you will never believe it, but Aunt Theresa’s daughter, Mary, just had a baby boy TODAY (his name is Jackson).  That would be four generations on one day.  They were in the newspaper for three, so I’m guessing they’ll be on the Today show for this one.

Not only that, but it is also my Uncle Ron’s birthday today.  So, he married into the family, it still counts!  AND, when I married Dan, I was quite excited to find out that it is also my new Uncle Ray’s birthday!  AND, my old pal and coworker, Candy Taylor’s birthday is today.  Goodness me.  Party at my place tonight.  :)